Fri 3/12
Arrived LAX 1:45 PM PST .
Picked up red Hyundai Elantra, got on the 405 to Wilshire (welcome to  Beverly Hills), onto Santa Monica Blvd into WeHo (West Hollywood).
Pulled up to Le Montrose, our cute little boutique hotel nestled into a  quiet, formerly (1970’s) bohemian neighborhood near the Sunset Strip  (Whiskey a Go-Go is right around the corner). The place tends to cater  to minor exec’s in the biz, but Expedia had a great deal there.
The rooftop pool and deck was great for a power breakfast, or a late night Jacuzzi (passé?).
Cool pool on Le Montrose roof.
I was immediately sold on cruising  around LA, that big sunny cerulean sky beaming down on all those left  turn bays, excellent! Local streets are wide and much easier to navigate  than here in the Crammed Apple, u-turns are a breeze. (just after I  hung a quick u-turn in the middle of Sunset Blvd at about 10 PM to park,  the valet pointed out the LAPD cruiser eyeballing me. Didn’t get  pinched) The sheer volume of traffic is stunning, but so is the  runway-like expanse of the freeways. Sure there was plenty of “pauk  jaumed” traffic (as they say in Flatbush), but theres always a nice view  of the snow capped San Gabriel’s.
It dawned on me that its likely that west coast limited access highways  are referred to with a “the” in front because they are a destination  unto themselves. Its like going to “the” bank, or to “the” bathroom, a  goal oriented activity that provides a tangible result, in this case  joining the mass pilgrimage to wherever everyones going. Its all about  lifestyle.
My man in LA, Mark Sprecher (who hates to drive, but still manages to  love LA somehow) and his spouse Paul suggested we all meet that evening  at Pizzeria Mozzo, Mario Batali’s left coast bastion of succulence over  on Montrose. I’d managed to snag a reservation several weeks in advance,  and a good thing I did. This was one of the culinary highlights of our  trip.
You have to start with their antipasti which are really more like tapas. The bone marrow 
al forno  is a gooey delight served inside large (maybe 2” diameter), piping hot  bones, alongside a garlicky relish with toast on a bed of greens. This  dish may not be for the finicky, but those with a slightly adventurous  palette will be rewarded handsomely.
Also not to be missed are the fried squash blossoms with 
ricotta, A number-one, and the Cauliflower 
gratinate.
My favorite pizza was the Bacon, salami, fennel sausage, 
guanciale, tomato & mozzarella, to die for.
The olive oil gelato for dessert must be the reason mouths were  invented. Just a slight tang of salt smoothed over by the chilled, silky  sweet goodness of the fruity olive essence.
http://www.mozza-la.com/pizzeria/about.cfmSat 3/13
The Farmer’s Market in LA is more of an institution than a happening.  Around since the 1930’s and set up as a grid of permanent semi-enclosed  booths and shops, it’s a 7-day a week scene with its own off-street  parking lot.
We started with breakfast at Du-Par’s a local on-site brunch legend  featuring copious servings of comfortable and yummy food. We rambled  around afterward taking in all the SoCal ambiance.
My favorite haunt was the hot sauce shop with the spicy labels.
http://www.farmersmarketla.com/history/index.html
Jeanne’s art opening at Jancar Gallery was later that evening.  She had created a group of crocheted sculpture just for this show.  The  gallery is in Chinatown, located on the Chung King pedestrian mall. For  reasons unknown to me this little corner of LA now hosts the rough  equivalent of an odd sort of left bank. There are about 4 or 5 gallery  spaces clustered among dingy Chinese restaurants and gift shops.
Fortunately Tom Jancar has the nicest, largest exhibition space and we  were quite pleased with how Jeanne’s work was hung. (Although Jeanne  took pains to send plenty of photo documentation of how the pieces were  to be oriented, one of them was upside down. In typical Tremel fashion  she quickly got it right side up with out anyone noticing)
Mery Lynn McCorkle an old friend of Jeanne’s from Williamsburg had  curated the downstairs project room exhibitions for several years, but  this was her last effort in that regard. Mery Lynn had a solo exhibit  upstairs in the main gallery opening the same night, so we had a nice  reunion at the gallery.
http://www.jancargallery.com/
Jeanne in front of Jancar Gallery, Tom Jancar in background (before we had introduced ourselves and he knew who we were)
Mery Lynn and Jeanne upstairs in the main gallery.
Jeanne's work in the project room during the opening.
Mark Sprecher (back, right) inspecting art.
Sun 3/14
Off to the Getty after room service brought our breakfast up to the roof deck, spoiled rotten!
Even though the Getty epitomizes the ostentatious, big money museum with  over sized architectural ambitions, somehow the grandiose scale  humanizes itself. The place is like a Greek temple, paying homage to the  art gods, but receptive, even welcoming to the peasant folk. I  overheard a docent mention that a scene from a “Star Wars” movie was  shot on one of the balconies, how populist can you get!?
The gardens and open air feel are inviting and take the edge off museum  overcrowding, and they actually allow photography of the permanent  collection.
Jeanne knew they had an important James Ensor painting we really wanted  to see, Christ’s Entry into Brussels. There it was in all its macabre  glory, it hadn’t been included in the terrific MOMA exhibit last year,  so it was great to get to stand in front of it, up close and personal.
http://www.getty.edu/art/gettyguide/artObjectDetails?artobj=932
There was also a brilliant Courbet that I’d never seen called Grotto of Sarrazine near Nans-sous-Sainte-Anne:
http://www.getty.edu/art/acquisitions/courbet.html
View approaching Getty from air cushioned tram.
Architectural detail at Getty.
Our next stop was Venice Beach and Jeanne’s first foray onto the wet sand of the great western ocean.
But first the Muscle Beach boardwalk. The Venice Beach neighborhood  hadn’t changed much since I’d first visited in the mid 80’s except that  perhaps there weren’t so many roller blades. The dependably funky crowd  of creeps, cretins, and curmudgeons made for an entertaining afternoon  of gawking.
We had arranged to meet Miriam, an old friend of Jeanne’s who had been  at her opening the night before. She brought her 2 pre-teen kids who  were having a great time blowing their allowance on trinkets and  doodads. I wish I’d had as fun a place to go when I was 9 or 10.
We watched the sun plunk down under the horizon headed toward Japan.
The Venice Canal.
Statue Man with his fake dog.
'nuf said.
Miriam's kids learning fiscal restraint. 
Sand sculpture.
Hellooo, Pacific!
Mon 3/15
About 4 AM I am awakened by a loud creaking noise that at first I think  is someone trying to get the door to our room open. Then the bed starts  shaking noticeably, I’m ready to rouse Jeanne, but suddenly its over. A  paltry 4.6, the morning news programs are giddy with man-in-the-street  stuff and making sure that you know you should have a loud whistle in  your earthquake survival kit in case you’re buried in rubble. (wonder if  they’re passing out whistles in Port au Prince now).
Made our way over to BLD (Breakfast Lunch Dinner) for brunch. Best known  for their blueberry ricotta pancakes, and that is of course what I had.  Quite a treat! By about 10 AM it was already in the upper 70’s so we  sat out in the shaded sidewalk café when Jeanne spotted the famed  “Hollywood” sign. Nice LA moment.
Our main event today was a trip to see the Watts Towers. I’d never heard  of them but fortunately Jeanne was reminded after spotting a blurb in  “Where” (a local LA glossy ala New York Magazine).
Built by an immigrant Italian bricklayer over 30 years between the  1930’s to the 1950’s they rise up incongruously over the low-lying  neighborhood, an homage to the obsessive-compulsive nature of great  outsider art.
http://www.wattstowers.us/



Next we got on the 405 for a cruise up to  Mulholland Drive to check out the Hollywood Hills. Mulholland runs  east-west across a ridge top over looking the Los Angeles basin. All the  super exclusive homes are east of the 405, so I decided to head west  where Mulholland seemed to just peter out on the map.
After a short drive the road did indeed become really narrow and steep,  and then became unpaved and unnamed as it wound its way up precipitous  mountain switchbacks.  Jeanne was getting a little nervous, this would  not have been a good place to get stuck, but we finally rounded a curve  and came out to a grand vista where the road ended.
The place was called San Vincente Mountain, and there turned out to be  an old Nike missile base just a short walk up above. It had become a hot  afternoon and even though we were close to 2000 feet above sea level  the air was still and the sun was beating down.  But everything was  green, verdant  and fragrant after all the late winter rains. A bluebird  wafting over a rugged ravine snatched a bug with its beak in mid air.

 
- View towards Venice Beach from San Vincente Mountain.
 
 

 
- Our rental car in foreground, Simi Valley in the background.
 
 
Tue 3/16
LA was in the rear view mirror as we headed north for a couple of nights in the central coast region.
We took the Pacific Coast Highway out of Malibu hugging the coast for  the first hour or so. What a great road, twisting and turning its way  through various inlets and bays with spectacular ocean vistas and  beckoning beaches. The route then heads inland, passing through  sprawling fields of cultivated strawberries, finally coming out to the  101 in Oxnard.
We stepped on the gas and flew low up through the sometimes craggy,  sometimes gently rolling and grassy hills north of Santa Barbara. Jeanne  really needed some quality beach time so we had to get to Los Osos  ASAP.
The town of Los Osos is just south of Morro Bay, it’s a quiet and  unremarkable little hamlet, but if you continue west for a few miles you  enter the Montaná de Oro State Park which is quite remarkable. This CA  state park is a lesser known locale than Big Sur but features  spectacular and pristine bluffs and beaches equal to Big Sur. The most  accessible beach is called Spooner’s Cove where we spent the rest of the  afternoon.
We had a very unique wildlife experience at Spooner’s Cove. I had been  up on a bluff taking pictures and when I came back down I found Jeanne  with a small group of people surrounding what turned out to be a baby  Elephant seal. This pathetic looking creature had obviously been  separated from its mother and tossed on the beach by the strong surf. (I  was amazed by the size of the breakers, some of which had to be  cresting at 15 feet) Jeanne had watched it make its way up the beach  toward the base of a bluff where it now lay flipping sand on its back  with it’s flipper.
I got in the car and found a spot up above the beach where I could get  cell phone reception and called 911. The operator seemed concerned and  patched me through to CA Fish & Game who got a park ranger to the  scene in less than 5 minutes. He immediately made everyone get at least  20 feet away from the critter, and you could see it relax and doze off.  He explained that that seals tend to get agitated around people and that  this infant was under-nourished to begin with.
The plan was for Fish & Game to arrive within a few hours and  transport the seal to a facility in Monterey that would nurse the seal  back to good health and then release it. Apparently this kind of thing  happens on a regular basis and since Elephant seals are a protected  species they get this kind of care.
We didn’t wait around, but hopefully this had a happy ending.

 
- Pacific Coast Highway.
 
 

 
- View of Morrow Bay in distance from Montaná de Oro State Park.
 
 

 
- View of Spooner’s Cove.
 
 

 
- Bluffs at Montaná de Oro State Park.
 
 

 
- Spooner’s Cove.
 
 

 
- As far as I know they survived.
 
 

 
- Rocks and surf at Spooner’s Cove.
 
 

 
- Baby Elephant seal at Spooner’s Cove.
 
 

 
- Sunset Montaná de Oro State Park. 
 
 Wed 3/17
After spending the night in Morro Bay in a modest but cozy little motel  (theres nothing fancy for food or lodging in Morrow Bay, the previous  evening we had walked in the door for dinner of the busiest  establishment in town just before they were getting ready to close at 8  PM. We had to eat in a hurry), the next morning we headed over to Morro  Rock for more beach time.
This awesome mound of rock towering over 500 feet juts out of the bay,  dominating the scenery. It’s a 21 million year old volcanic plug that  was used as a quarry until 1969, its now a bird sanctuary.

 
- View of Morro Rock from town.
 
 

 
- Detail, Morro Rock
 
 

 
 

 
 We had busy day in store; a short trip  inland to Paso Robles for an early lunch reservation at Artisan, one of  the premier dining establishments in California, and then a 3 PM tour at  the Hearst Castle.
Artisan is anchored to the nearby central coast wineries and farms, and  serves a truly inspired and creative menu based on those riches. The  room itself is relatively spare, a lot of comfortably spacious, dark  mahogany looking banquets and chairs that are offset by large windows  looking out onto the broad streets of downtown Paso Robles.
We started with the “Local Elite Flight” which included a spectacularly  good single vineyard blend; the Booker Syrah/Cab Sauvignon/Cab  Franc/Petit Verdot “Remnant”, ’05, produced, as our waitress slyly  informed us by an “old hippie” type. Well done long hair.
The cheese plate was entirely sublime, the flavors morphing and melding  as the fromage acclimated to room temperature. I couldn’t resist the  Hearst Ranch Grass Fed Flatiron Steak, with Fries, shallots, and  cabernet butter slathered on top, but I had to apologize later in the  day to its kin over in San Simeon.
http://www.artisanpasorobles.com/restaurant-paso-robles-artisan.php

 
- Wine & cheese at Artisan.
 
 

 
- Wine country in between Paso Robles and San Simeon.
 
 

 
- Farmland near San Simeon.
 
 The Hearst Castle tour is not to be  missed, it gives a compelling feel for the mystique of an opulent era.  The place reeks of myth, its like walking into a theater piece or an  epic Victorian history novel. Curiously, I never envisioned Orson Welles  per se, but the Hearst legacy permeates this cathedral-like aerie. Near  the end of the tour you get to sit in the original screening room/movie  theater and view clips of the likes of Charlie Chaplin cavorting on the  tennis courts. A solemn and cranky looking W R Hearst presides over  all.

 
- The approach to Hearst Castle.
 
 

 
- On the grounds.
 
 

 
- Douglass Fairbanks loved this pool. It’s still used by park service employees.
 
 

 
- The Hearst property line extended past the most distant mountains in the background. 
 
 

 
- A guest room.
 
 

 
- The main reception hall.
 
 

 
- The indoor pool beneath the tennis courts.
 
 

 
- Although now unheated this pool can still be used.
 
 

 
- View down the mountain of the Pacific.
 
 Our last adventure today was to visit  the Elephant Seal rookery at Piedras Blancas, just a mile or so up the  road from the Hearst Castle visitors center. We’d heard about this place  from the ranger who we’d met at Spooner’s Cove, but it’s a fairly well  known place anyway.
http://elephantseal.org/

 
- A big male and some juvies.
 
 

 
- Sometime they seem like big, dead piles of blubber until they start to squack.
 
 The next day we headed back to LA after  a brief stop in Santa Barbara for lunch with Mark Sprecher’s sister  Anne. We got together at a little Mexican place called Super Rica which  is actually quite famous for its causal approach to some of the best  Mexican delicacies north of the border.
A must do when in Santa Barbara!
We were spending our last night at Mark Sprecher’s house in the Los Feliz neighborhood just under the Griffith Park Observatory.
Mark and I go all the way back to the mid 70’s when he was living in NY.  I was a short order cook at this joint near NYU and Mark was trying his  hand as a waiter. We both decided after a lesson from the boss “Big Al”  in how to make pubic hair scrambled eggs (dig your hand deep into your  crotch for a good itch before breaking eggs) that perhaps we should move  onto bigger and better things.
Mark has been a generous patron of my art over the years and certainly  has the largest (and only) collection of my paintings west of the  Mississippi. Since I hadn’t visited LA in 10 years it was nice to see my  work and the rest of his terrific collection again.
Mark and his partner Paul put out a lavish feast of Indian food. (Mark  is an accomplished chef having traveled extensively in South Asia and  trained at one of the best culinary schools in Thailand)
It was great way to wind up a fantastic trip while bringing back a tan to ward off the grim reality of New York in March.

 
- Jeanne at Mark’s front door.
 
 

 
- Fairytale neighborhood.
 
 

 
- View of LA from the backyard.
 
 

 
- My painting “Bash Bish Falls” from the mid  90′s in the living room. You can just make out the reflection of another  painting of mine in the mirror.
 
 

 
- Mark takes a break from the kitchen, Phillip in the background with his, well you know what…
 
 

 
- How ’bout a little lefty homo-ertoica to wind things up? My cousins will love this!